Everyone knows Valentine's Day doesn't deserve to be a real holiday. Seriously, it's the most bullshit holiday of the year.
So go on, explore the many, many reasons why we should Ban Valentine's Day. You can send anything you like to your friends on the facebooks ond twitters. It's all good, as long as you're spreading the word as to why you think Valentine's Day should be stricken from the calendar.
|because the world is coming to an end on feb 15, 2015, and you don't want to spend ur last day w regrets|
|after yo grammas' stinkhole dried up it was even more likely granpa made her suck his nutsack this day|
|ban cause: consider it's highly likely ur grams used to suck ur grampas wrinkley old nutsack on this day|
|Shake yo groove shake yo groove thang, yeah yeah, that's right, feeeels tight ! Disco ws great, tonsF'n brats born then|
|Feels right, that's tight, thinkinamight listen 2sum Kool n tha Gang tonite! whiles I'm stickin it in ya mommas bootyhoe|
|Makin up ma supa-secret-magic-milky-jambalaya-sauce in the poony-tang-pots tanite, oh yeah, that's tight!|
|...image - (see next message) I hate illusory time; the less you get laid the smarter you are, more often than not|
|Tolkien fans do it with vengeance, like grown-ups! Harry Potter fans are bloody fags &... ohshiz can't wipe that ima|
|Oh all the dark nooks & crannies across the Universe! All the empty crevices !!!!!!! CREVICES MY PRECIOUSES!|
|Ohhhh all those dark nooks & crannies across the Universe! All the empty crevices !!!!!!!!!!! CREVICES MY PRECIOUSES|