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Everyone knows Valentine's Day doesn't deserve to be a real holiday. Seriously, it's the most bullshit holiday of the year.

So go on, explore the many, many reasons why we should Ban Valentine's Day. You can send anything you like to your friends on the facebooks ond twitters. It's all good, as long as you're spreading the word as to why you think Valentine's Day should be stricken from the calendar.

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i fanannanana
or an empty nut sack (see prev)
because the world is coming to an end on feb 15, 2015, and you don't want to spend ur last day w regrets
its a pointless celebration
Because you always ens dissapointed
Lots of people break up in valentines day
on this day, once upon a time and back in the day, yo grandma was a prostitute, for instance...
after yo grammas' stinkhole dried up it was even more likely granpa made her suck his nutsack this day
ban cause: consider it's highly likely ur grams used to suck ur grampas wrinkley old nutsack on this day
Shake yo groove shake yo groove thang, yeah yeah, that's right, feeeels tight ! Disco ws great, tonsF'n brats born then
ya mamma likes me ta play sum KC&thaSunshine Band when I'm stickin it in the darker places!
Feels right, that's tight, thinkinamight listen 2sum Kool n tha Gang tonite! whiles I'm stickin it in ya mommas bootyhoe
Makin up ma supa-secret-magic-milky-jambalaya-sauce in the poony-tang-pots tanite, oh yeah, that's tight!
Legendary Band the Eagles said it best: Desperados, why won't u stop playin with ur penises?
Legendary Band the Eagles said it best: Desperado, why don
...image - (see next message) I hate illusory time; the less you get laid the smarter you are, more often than not
Tolkien fans do it with vengeance, like grown-ups! Harry Potter fans are bloody fags &... ohshiz can't wipe that ima
Oh all the dark nooks & crannies across the Universe! All the empty crevices !!!!!!! CREVICES MY PRECIOUSES!
Ohhhh all those dark nooks & crannies across the Universe! All the empty crevices !!!!!!!!!!! CREVICES MY PRECIOUSES
I just hates havin ta pay for a freakin din-din just so I can cook up my secret-magic-milky-jambalaya in tha poony-tang!
Why do you think Valentine's Day should be banned? Give us your reasons here.
ban because kiddies, ur forever single, long divorced mothers love it when I stick it in the naughty place
In facto, 4ur information-o! Stacy says my magicwand can lightup all tha empty crevices nooks&crannies intheUniverse
Mellanee, um, if ur not gonna call b4 5 can I get your cous Stacy's digs# pls?; She FYI, is no prude, as some we no
Mellannnneeee! Come back, I really promise this time, I won't stick it in the dark place ever again!
I hate the color pink!
It focuses too much unrealistic romantic love vs general love and kindness in our society
It promotes cruelty and competition among children to have the nicest valentine day box and how many cards you get
it is a busywork holiday for kids that guilt parents into buying sugary treats for their children to take to school
because it makes the lonely people feel even more alone and a kick in the teeth to us
There should not be a day designated to love your partner, you should be yourself doing it 365 Days a Year.
yes , bcoz its not indian culture and it is irretating for families.
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